"I Love Michelle"

I don't do a whole lot
I like to sit back and smoke pot
Do I like being President? (Or called the Jock Strap King)
No
It counts as having a job
Now I can't get welfare
How the hell did I get myself here?
Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears.
Yeah
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
Guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Ya know what's crazy
I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them
Congress must get my child support checks
I'm not the one that pays them
I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I park
And I still wouldn't go behind bars
I'm the president
I could poop on the oval desk
Set a new precedent
And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay
And get the new Beats by Dre
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and I'm at KFC
I don't give a fuck about the whole Middle East
I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat
Yeah
These crazy ass Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations
Please don't test my patience or else prepare for invasion
I want Middle East peace
We could all shake hands and plant some trees
Or I could bomb everyone with a smile
& we could close that file
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Smoke some good trees
Bomb some countries
I'm brown and a Swede
I was born in Zimbabwe
Fi Fa Fo Fum
Eat my Scrotum
I got a gun
Give me your Funyuns
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I went to war last night
I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like
Boy you a weak ass wimpy Vegan
Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends
Who me?
Yeah you weak
The only missile you aim is when you take a leak
But I bombed Afghanistan last week
Yeah you and every other Muslim Sheik
You know what, you just too nice
We'd be safer with president Ray Rice
Michelle, I'm getting upset
What you gonna do?
Condemn me at the UN?
You never get rough, you're not able
But the option is always on the table
Nyuka, impress a girl
Fuck it
Goodbye World